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  • bobbieroundstheworld:

    I’m on CBC’s Wiretap this week chatting re-births on foreign shores.

    Thanks to Jonathan and Mira for having me on.



  • johneville:

gunsforkids666:

colorandthemuse:

Totally safe.

I’m okay with this.


Seems legit

    johneville:

    gunsforkids666:

    colorandthemuse:

    Totally safe.

    I’m okay with this.

    Seems legit

  • buttpee:

#FBF taking my 51’ Merc to a car show at my home away from home #RiversideJuvi #CaliforniaYouthAuthority #jessejames

    buttpee:

    #FBF taking my 51’ Merc to a car show at my home away from home #RiversideJuvi #CaliforniaYouthAuthority #jessejames

  • bobbieroundstheworld:

    Here’s this chill thing Cass wrote about our adventures over land. Twas a magical time / miss my boo, dearly. 

    winesburgohio:

    We spent two days in Tawau, ignorantly bullying our way into same day visas on the first, but missing the ferry, anyway, because we forgot to check the schedules on the second. In a fit of good luck mixed with the bad, though, we met the captain of the ship while waiting in line for coffee, and he let us drive the whole shebang over the border into Indonesia. It took two and a half hours, throughout which we sat in the pilot house, E. wrenching the great wheel right and then left to avoid shallow spots. Behind us, over 200 passengers hadn’t a clue.

    At first, I didn’t understand why people put so much rice on their plates at dinner; then I saw that they typically ate with their hands, using the rice as a kind of food velcro. They only used spoons and knives when we were around, out of politeness. Then, I felt guilty for resenting the necessity of pants. We were each invisibly giving a little, you see. After living on a riverboat for two days with a pair of devout Muslim men, it was revealed to us that they had quizzed our tour guide endlessly on Western behaviors: “In which hand do you hold the spoon? Should we eat in multiple courses? What is the most common dessert?” They were extremely nervous and poised. Meanwhile, E. and I were calling the crew “Handsome Family” and trailing our feet off the bow, into the water. Oblivious as fishes. 

    Men that were less polite tried to gain our attention by regularly throwing their cigarette butts at our feet. “Hey Mister,” they’d say to us in English. We fought back, targeting the most egregious swindlers and pulling a fast one at the last possible minute. Everywhere we went our actions were broadcast like news reports, passed from mouth to mouth over our heads; onlookers discussing the food we ordered, the clothes we wore, where they thought we were from. It was a massive, moving network of intense speculation. When bidding goodbye to a family that had invited me in for tea, a grandfather shook my hand gravely, tears visible in his old, gray eyes. “You are the first person with blue eyes that I have ever shaken hands with,” he told me, trembling slightly.

    Every night there were tropical thunderstorms. I was delighted but everybody else was grumbling: the lightning made them jumpy. “Storms aren’t so great for people who live mostly outdoors,” E. monotoned from one corner of her mouth while sipping Rocket Fuel from the other. The Rocket Fuel was quality stuff, home fermented liquors made from whatever was around: banana peels, orange slices, rice pieces. It tasted like gasoline and was highly effective. Coming into the country, the immigration officials had warned us with full page portraits of confiscated liquor bottles. “Jail,” they said sternly. “Jail,” they repeated. Then they pretended to have lost our passports and asked if we were married, while giggling maniacally. It took over two hours to clear their offices, for what presumably should have been twenty minutes. 

    E. wanted to live in Mexico, Papau New Guinea, Borneo, and somewhere else, eventually.

    All places were hot and sitting still was impossible. We reduced our wardrobe to a few pieces of disposable clothing each, to prevent our stink from spreading onto everything we owned. This did not, however, prevent the spread of our stink in public places, something we found particularly embarrassing every time that we were crammed into tiny, public busses with dozens of people for hours at a time. These rides between places were often long and excruciating — excruciating for the others, I mean, because E. and I would be shaking with laughter and making jokes the whole way. Eventually a simple hand gesture was enough to set us off, leaving the woebegone others to muddle confusedly over our apparent and boundless joy. Meanwhile, the busses were driven like misfired mitochondria, pure hysterical energy. They drove inside and outside of other vehicles, over potholes, and straight into oncoming traffic, even in torrential, typhoon-esque downpours. “What the fuck is this!” shouted E., who’d been sleeping. It was pouring rain out of a black sky and our driver was speeding in the wrong lane while texting. 

    It was even worse when we tried to leave. I’d forgotten my departure card and they wouldn’t let us through. We thought they were kidding until we realized they weren’t, and that’d we have to bribe them or die, old women together, in Indonesia. E. pulled out a field recorder, large and pulsing with its ominous red eye. The immigration official paled considerably. “Bichara! Bichara!” she coaxed sweetly. Talk, talk. “We are journalists.” We were shown immediately into the back office, where we were given cake and watched the boss accept bribes for the rest of the afternoon. 

    "Why are you here?" he eventually asked us. We told him: we had come to Kumai to find the last remaining orangutans. There were only a few tens of thousand left in the world, and most of that population lived in the jungles of Borneo. They were tentatively adjusted to humans, by now, so when we finally did come across some, they eased out of the trees and knuckled around on the paths alongside us. A youngish male, a mother, and a rusty-colored beast named Tom. We were like children, then, sparkling with excitement. 

    This was before, due to uncontrollable circumstances, we got stuck. Then, we coaxed free room and board from an out-of-work river boat, sleeping in the shadows of cargo ships and waking at 5 AM with the daily prayer calls. 5 AM was also when they powered on the Bird Houses — huge concrete behemoths that shouted mimicked bird calls from dawn until dusk, in the hopes of attracting sparrows, whose intricate spit nests could be collected and exported to China for thousands and thousands of dollars. The river boat owner, face pitted from crystal meth use, slept in the hold until noon. He spoke five or six languages, an economic sort of intelligence that availed him to the thousands of tourists who came through each year. “He’s a real character,” they’d probably confide later, to their friends. “Pretty sure he spent our entire deposit in the pub the night before. Showed up late, eyes shot to bloody hell.” and the like.

    Our own boat was a problem, too. We’d left it in Semporna, over 700 miles away, in the care of some fishermen. They hated us by now, we suspected. It’d been two weeks and we’d said we’d be gone three days. Things happened, though. It took us eight days to get out, but only three to get back, and we struggled into the dinghy with a carton full of beers, cigarettes, and wine. Peace offerings. The fishermen accepted gladly and hadn’t even minded our absence. Instead, they were proud of having taken excellent care of the boat. (We were never sure, but there was even some evidence that they had cleaned.) Afterward, we all drank long into the night, smoking cigarettes and doing the robot to pop songs. 

    In the end we were broke, but we had celebrated living.

  • babeeface:

    opticallyaroused:

    This dude has a sick skill!!

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    This rock balancing is done by Michael Grab. He is an artist and has killer patience. On his site gravityglue.com, Grab explains:

    “The most fundamental element of balancing in a physical sense is finding some kind of ‘tripod’ for the rock to stand on. Every rock is covered in a variety of tiny to large indentations that can act as a tripod for the rock to stand upright, or in most orientations you can think of with other rocks. By paying close attention to the feeling of the rocks, you will start to feel even the smallest clicks as the notches of the rocks in contact are moving over one another. Parallel to the physical element of finding tripods, the most fundamental non-physical element is harder to explain through words. In a nutshell, I am referring to meditation, or finding a zero point or silence within yourself. Some balances can apply significant pressure on your mind and your patience. The challenge is overcoming any doubt that may arise.” Pretty sick, amiright?

    :)

    (via johneville)

  • fuckingsession:

    All I want to do is go on road trips and have sex

    Fuck…..I’d settle for a road trip….

    (via redandblackattack)



  • bobbieroundstheworld:

    post mind-blowing orangutan chill sesh at Camp Leakey. (Tanjug Puting National Park / Kalimantan)

  • buttpee:

It all starts with a fond look. Not a glance. I’m talking a look with some genuine love and admiration. The kind of look that you give that first girl you think is really cool. So after that initial ice is broken you casually strole over, and see what is up.  You gently run your fingers down her left side, sliding her lever to the on position. Generously giving a much needed sip. Then taking her hand in yours you give two quick solid pumps. Don’t give to much! Gotta always leave them wanting more. Now things are getting serious. Putting you right foot on her starter lever you slowly glide the pedal down. One time, two times, and a third. Finally on the fourth time she firmly pushes back letting you know that here heart is racing, and she’s ready for you. In one swift motion you reach over to her left hand and twist her timing forward. With the same hand you grab the ignition key and give it two clicks. Now she is so ready her oil light is glowing bright crimson red.   Now it’s that special point in the relationship where you pause only for a second or two. Your planets have truly aligned. Points gaps are perfecty snapping open and closed. Carburetor jets are tickling just the right amount of gasoline. Intake and exhaust valves are working in complete harmony. Letting the ripe flammable gasses in, and setting the spent ones free out in the world. Now  the  time has come to light the fire. Now some over zealous suitors might want to grit their teeth, give the mightiest kick of all kicks. You know better than that. You play this one to hard, and she’ll kick you back. You are smart, and put in just the right amount of foreplay, knowing that your lady is ready. You raise up and shift all of your body weight to your right foot. You let your weight fall on to her. About half way down something amazing happens. She pulls you down with her. Pulling you in to her loving embrace. Gears spin, spark plugs spark, and she glugs over under her own power.  You advance her spark, and goes right to a smooth even idle. You stand beside her and she purrs like a ocilating kitten. She is yours for the taking. #Jesse James

Geezuz…..get a room. Fifty shades of wtf…lol…

    buttpee:

    It all starts with a fond look. Not a glance. I’m talking a look with some genuine love and admiration. The kind of look that you give that first girl you think is really cool. So after that initial ice is broken you casually strole over, and see what is up.  You gently run your fingers down her left side, sliding her lever to the on position. Generously giving a much needed sip. Then taking her hand in yours you give two quick solid pumps. Don’t give to much! Gotta always leave them wanting more. Now things are getting serious. Putting you right foot on her starter lever you slowly glide the pedal down. One time, two times, and a third. Finally on the fourth time she firmly pushes back letting you know that here heart is racing, and she’s ready for you. In one swift motion you reach over to her left hand and twist her timing forward. With the same hand you grab the ignition key and give it two clicks. Now she is so ready her oil light is glowing bright crimson red.
      Now it’s that special point in the relationship where you pause only for a second or two. Your planets have truly aligned. Points gaps are perfecty snapping open and closed. Carburetor jets are tickling just the right amount of gasoline. Intake and exhaust valves are working in complete harmony. Letting the ripe flammable gasses in, and setting the spent ones free out in the world. Now  the  time has come to light the fire. Now some over zealous suitors might want to grit their teeth, give the mightiest kick of all kicks. You know better than that. You play this one to hard, and she’ll kick you back. You are smart, and put in just the right amount of foreplay, knowing that your lady is ready. You raise up and shift all of your body weight to your right foot. You let your weight fall on to her. About half way down something amazing happens. She pulls you down with her. Pulling you in to her loving embrace. Gears spin, spark plugs spark, and she glugs over under her own power.  You advance her spark, and goes right to a smooth even idle.
    You stand beside her and she purrs like a ocilating kitten.

    She is yours for the taking.

    #Jesse James

    Geezuz…..get a room. Fifty shades of wtf…lol…

  • dranilj1:

Mountain Rail, Yukon, Alaska, Canada and USA


Actually It’s White Pass & Yukon Route….this pic is on the Alaska side. Worked on this line for seven seasons.

    dranilj1:

    Mountain Rail, Yukon, Alaska, Canada and USA

    Actually It’s White Pass & Yukon Route….this pic is on the Alaska side. Worked on this line for seven seasons.

    (Source: dreamerattraction.com, via redandblackattack)

  • bobbieroundstheworld:

On the ground in Balikpapan. We were digging the tunes, digging the vibes…

    bobbieroundstheworld:

    On the ground in Balikpapan. We were digging the tunes, digging the vibes…

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